I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize
