Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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