so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
