is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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