last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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