if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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