Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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