The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sorry my hands just texted you
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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