College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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