dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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