i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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