Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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