Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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