She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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