He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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