dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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