my sisters under your porch take her home
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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