Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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