Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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