You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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