i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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