Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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