literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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