dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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