Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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