nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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