normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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