i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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