A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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