It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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