Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just forgot I was standing up.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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