i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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