apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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