I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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