just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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