HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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