only if we run a train.
done.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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