i don't like sucking hair
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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