She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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