I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I need moral support for this bender
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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