wake up i wanna do it froggy style
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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