At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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