Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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