Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
