I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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