It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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