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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
my poor anus
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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