i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
