hotel room ftw
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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