ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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